1. A "Chain Texter" is a person who can NOT stop texting. They text in the bathroom, the bedroom, the car while driving the wrong way down a One-way street, anywhere they have a phone signal they text text text.
2. It's basically the same thing as being a Chain Smoker; but they don't have patches for Chain Texters - that's what "Dead Zones" are, patches to a chain texter LOL! TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT (stretch and crack their fingers) TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT!
3. A Chain Texter goes NUTS when they cannot send or receive a/any text message(s).
4. Sometimes it's the iggit in front of you at a light who is more into the texting than s/he is into paying attention to driving and being safe; thus causing road rage with others (as if the Chain Texter is innocent). Causing vehicle accidents - trees do not text, they are ANTI-Chain Texters!
Chain texters cause our car insurance rates to go up, and laws to change b/c of their own stupidity that creates vehicle accidents, near calls, or near misses. Therefore we the NON-Chain texters have to pay more for our insurance rates b/c of the lamers thinking that there vehicle isn't a locomotive means, but that it is a Text-o-motive means to get from here to there.
2. It's basically the same thing as being a Chain Smoker; but they don't have patches for Chain Texters - that's what "Dead Zones" are, patches to a chain texter LOL! TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT (stretch and crack their fingers) TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT!
3. A Chain Texter goes NUTS when they cannot send or receive a/any text message(s).
4. Sometimes it's the iggit in front of you at a light who is more into the texting than s/he is into paying attention to driving and being safe; thus causing road rage with others (as if the Chain Texter is innocent). Causing vehicle accidents - trees do not text, they are ANTI-Chain Texters!
Chain texters cause our car insurance rates to go up, and laws to change b/c of their own stupidity that creates vehicle accidents, near calls, or near misses. Therefore we the NON-Chain texters have to pay more for our insurance rates b/c of the lamers thinking that there vehicle isn't a locomotive means, but that it is a Text-o-motive means to get from here to there.
1. Look around the next time you are out and about, see who is and is not texting.
2. You may know or BE a Chain Texter; but where is Chain Texters Anonymous? Is it really that important, seductive, or addictive? Come on, put the darn cell phone down for an hour; you will NOT die!
2. You may know or BE a Chain Texter; but where is Chain Texters Anonymous? Is it really that important, seductive, or addictive? Come on, put the darn cell phone down for an hour; you will NOT die!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
Where you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket and you go to look at your phone and realise that it was just your imagination
by TomPeeeeee April 08, 2010
A person who you have met on the Internet or an acquaintance who constantly texts you and never wants to meet up or hang out. It's as if there are ghosts but they take up all of your time if you bother to talk to them.
Boss: you're sitting at your desk but you're not working you just on your phone what the hell are you doing? Worker: I'm just texting page for the millionth time today. I talked to her all the time for months but we have never met.
Boss: Page is a texty texter. Fuck that bitch and get back to work
Boss: Page is a texty texter. Fuck that bitch and get back to work
by sKandelous April 17, 2015
by smasta January 06, 2012
Katie is the definition of a long texter. It takes 10 minutes to read one text. She texts even longer messages when she's been drinking 🤔
by KTdeuce January 04, 2016
Someone who you texts you first but then forgets to text you back all of the time. It's like you're talking to a ghost.. A ghost with adhd.
by Fartknocker2113 December 10, 2015
by milo461 December 16, 2017