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testie festi

Full Name: Testical Festival

synonym: Sausage Fest, Sausage Suaray

Definition: multiple guys >10 in one spot, partying, talking together. Where you hope to god no gangster shit is going down!

It's a light hearted joke amongst real Men, who don't get all upset and are not sensitive to insults, because they know where they stand when it comes to sexuality!
Yo Yo Yo, what's going on here, looks like a testie festi!
by Emmd September 12, 2021
mugGet the testie festimug.

testie teeth

The spikes that can sometimes form on balls and bite the pussy
His testie teeth really bit me hard last night
by Blameitonthewhiskey September 17, 2018
mugGet the testie teethmug.

Testy

Testy is mostly recognised as a pedophile someone who has sexual feels for younger humans
some testy tried to take my daughter today
by Ted_Hammond August 26, 2018
mugGet the Testymug.

Testies

when kicked in the testicles, you can shorten it where, "She kicked me in the testies and it hurt!"
Last night she had squeezed my testies.
by plz eat me January 31, 2020
mugGet the Testiesmug.

testie twisties

the action of grabbing ones testicular area and clenching them a slight bit too hard causing what some call a “male period” :)
Fuck you ill twist ur testicular region”
testie twisties fo lyfe twin
by glittertitssss August 23, 2025
mugGet the testie twistiesmug.

Testies

A word to define a group of test-takers
Teacher: All right my little testies, whos ready for a quiz
Testies: Oh no not another quiz
by Daryll Trout January 21, 2022
mugGet the Testiesmug.

Testy Pussies

1. An impatient, and somewhat bad tempered group of weak or cowardly boys or men.

2. An easily irritated group of cats.
1. When we scored that game winning goal, the other team bemoaned and turned into a bunch of Testy Pussies. Hey Testy Pussies - fuck you!

2. When sprayed with water, the feral cats became a clutter of Testy Pussies.
mugGet the Testy Pussiesmug.

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