Terd Gas 

A fart so hot you know it's going to smell terrible.

Chad's terd gas was so ripe it curled around his nose and wouldn't leave his pants.

Terd Gas by Wizurley May 8, 2010

terd plug 

When you are having trouble pooping and then a big hard chunk comes out and then the rest flows out smoothly.

I can't poop because I have a terd plug that I can't push out.

terd plug by Coffee Cardinal May 7, 2018

terd fergassin 

has no meaning just used as an empty insult towards jewish people.

"cody was bein a terd fergassin"

terd fergassin by chester November 29, 2003

terd shaker 

one whos hand is so far up your ass they are shaking hands with your shit...

being nosey

yo, why are you up in my biz you terd shaker

i didnt know dustin plays with booty ... terd shakin ass bo bo

omg, i just gave his girl a terd shake.

terd shaker by wreckless rick August 20, 2011

terd kabob 

when you drop anchor and their are different shapes, smells, texture, and steam coming from five or more sections of your log.

Holy crap after eating mexican food for dinner, chinese for lunch, and eggs benedict yesterday I had the stinkiest terd kabob this morning. My terd kabob had international appeal!

terd kabob by tbone32 September 17, 2006

terd muffin 

a fucktard or wigglesworth
a worthless person who would never make it to the show "average joe"
a person who acts fruity or with baby ruth mannerisms.
a person who sucks someone's ass to get a little closer...

Johnny acted like a softie to Jules Asner, what a terd muffin!!!

terd muffin by Liz T December 16, 2003

Terd Tendencies 

Someone who fucks up all the time, who cant get nothing right, some one who shouldnt be living. And also any one with names such as Alex,Christopher,William, and jonathan

any one with names such as Alex,Christopher,William, and jonathan are terd tendencies

Terd Tendencies by kmoneyKiller October 29, 2008