Teletubby

Term for a penis, unusually short, but chubby and fat in width, and weird looking

Jezell: So what happened after your date with Rob? Details!

Kaya: OMG...Absolutely nothing. I thought he would be packin', but nope this motherfucker got a teletubby, smh. Cant judge a book by its cover. I just left and went home.

Jezell: WOW lmao

by Jaiin Doe October 19, 2010

'ternets

THE new way to say Internet. See "ternets"

Boy, sure are a lot of 'ginas on the ole 'ternets.

by Ðans May 30, 2006

teletubbies

The reason that 1 out of 150 kids will have Autisim

The teletubbies are a bunch of communists who are here to destroy the western world by giving Kids Autism

by Kid from Massachusetts September 3, 2007

teletubbies

someone who is too fat to be called tubby, u call them teletubbie instead

come here TELETUBBIE!!!

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

teletalk

A person that telecommutes and becomes starved for social interaction, so much that when he returns to the office, all he wants to do is talk with everyone.

Jason, who we haven't seen for a month, corners people in the hallways and starts to teletalk...like we want to hear his life experiences for the last month.

by wallville September 19, 2009

teletubby gloryhole

A hole in a teletubby suit which

allows a kinky outsider to ram it in

"I was having such a good time with that teletubby gloryhole last week i almost got an abraision"

"That teletubby gloryhole gave me a good helping of tubby custurd"

by TheRealTubby October 9, 2017

Teletech

Also known as TTEC. A shithole company. Pays minimum wage and has numerous lawsuits for not paying employees their correct wages, system issues, or for overtime. Outsourced IT department located in India and the Philippines is a joke. Also notorious for fighting unemployment benefits by saying that you quit, rather than you getting fired.

I fucking hate Teletech! They lied to unemployment saying that I quit when I was fired for performance issues!

by Disgruntled employee 32 November 4, 2019