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Teagan

Teagan is more popular for a girl it can be for a boy though. Anyways Teagan's are normally beautiful even if they don't seem to think that. Sometimes they may say there ugly for attention which can get on someone's nerves. They tend to have really big brown eyes and an innocent face. When you want to compete don't choose a teagan they will win. They dream to be a big star and get there. And for some weird reason any Teagan you meet is always good at singing. Also teagan's tend to be on the shyier side of life, but still want t be around people. Teagans are really nice to people so if you hurt them you'll hurt your self, because they are super kind. You will feel bad if you do hurt them, because they have never done anything to offend you.
Random kid, No one can win. Teagan comes up I can! NO you can't says the boys. Two seconds later she does and blows your mind.
by Unipandagirl April 16, 2019
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Dutch Teabag

the act of farting while teabagging, the teabagging causes one to breathe through their nose which forces them to inhale all the odiferous fumes
William had mexican for dinner, which causes gas. Later that night, he was teabagging this chick and accidently farted. His scrotum was in her mouth so she had to inhale the rank fart. Eureka, the dutch teabag has been created!
by Kip_the_kage_fighter July 6, 2006
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Teagan Presley

Hottest bitch on the face of the planet. Contract porn star that works almost exclusively for Digital Playground.
Person 1:Hey have you seen Teagan Presley's movies?

Person 2:Fuck yeah, I jacked off to that shit last night!
by Izzzz December 14, 2008
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texas teabag

To cover one's nutsac with tabasco sauce and proceed to teabag (put your balls on one's forehead) another person so that it stings their eyes.
How do your eyes feel after i texas teabagged you?
by aaa December 24, 2004
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Tijuana Teabag

Where one sharts and lets it ride a good portion of the afternoon or evening, therefore slathering his sack and taint, he then coerces his unsuspecting companion to perform the almighty teabag.
Before a long day on horse back, I like to tuck a little gorgonzola under my sack and spread it around my taint. That way when I lay my Tijuana Teabag on Ivan later that evening, he laps it up like a calico cat from his milk saucer.

Haji saddled his shart for much of the afternoon at the company picnic. Fortunately for him, it only took a few drinks and mention of a raise to persuade his secretary into receiving his muddy Tijuana Teabag. He delicately dipped them as if they were a set of covered strawberries.

Ron saw two shirtless young men in the lobby and sharted. As he stood in aw, he let the juice roll past his taint and coat the back end of his pouch like Pepto. With an uncomfortable face, he proceeded to duck walk over to the boys and lure them into his hotel room with a few drinks where he later performed the much heralded Tijuana Teabag.

Like a hot festive beef stew in a crock pot, Lance's berries were overcooked. He knew it was time to pull out his mandolin and serenade Sheila under the crescent moon until she was fully willing to engulf his Tijuana Teabag.
by TFresh May 18, 2006
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Teagan

lol just a bitch, but like a good bitch. Mysterious. Once she gets attached she has a hard time letting go. Can go from chill to fucking hype in a matter of seconds. Usually small but can and will beat the fuck out of you.
Person #1 : yo teagan sort of a bitch but she still fun as shit

Person #2 : yeah dude did you see her beat up Jeffery, that chick is fucking lit.
by liostoopid November 29, 2018
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Teagan

God damn teagan has memes
by Bigpoppy23 December 21, 2016
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