Traffic Tampon

A driver who gets in the middle lane of a multi-lane highway/freeway and proceeds to drive under the speed limit, effectively stopping the flow of traffic.

We were cruising along nicely until we hit a pocket of slow traffic. Everyone was trying to get around a traffic tampon camped in the center lane.

by YB85 March 23, 2011

Meat Tampon

The white absorbent material used to soak up the blood from packaged meats.

"He forgot to remove the meat tampon before cooking his steak."

by Jameth11 July 3, 2020

tampsturbation

When your tampon is so huge (like a Tampax Ultra) you can squat up and down and achieve orgasm. Yes, ladies, it can be done!

Oh my god guys, this tampon is bigger than Mike.

Girlfriend, do some squats, you'll love it.

Oh My God!!! AHHHHHHH!!! What is that called?

TAMPSTURBATION!

by burtmikestacy February 23, 2011

Tampin' Campin

Waiting for a girls period to be over so you can commit sexual acts.

Waiting for Jenny's period to be over so we can do the horizontal Hula, I am getting tired of Tampin' Campin.

by DJDave6969 January 11, 2015

tampon cult

a group of people who party and dance around tampons. some people like to swallow the toxins off of the tampon case.

Girl 1: Hurray hurray the tampon cult shall dance another day!

by anonymous pickleperson February 17, 2021

tampaloonies

The TikToker Keegan Kevesdy using the word “tampaloonies” instead of the word “tampons” to make his videos appropriate for his audience.

“The girls were going off in the comments about the sixth level of tampaloonies.” -Keegan Kevesdy

by fortay loopy April 17, 2022

Tingling Tampon

A tampon that is filled with THC and CBD distillate and diffuses over hours. This has been proven to reduce inflammation, PMS, and other symptoms of periods.

When I use a tingling tampon, my periods are much lighter and my vagina feels great!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020