To have the roof tiled with tarts

To be extremely wealthy.

I want to have the roof tiled with tarts

by Vhemo May 5, 2018

Tabled

Passed out drunk

"Where was holly at that party i didnt see her at all"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"

by Laitch123405 February 1, 2017

Championship Tabled

A State of which someone is so totally spaced out on low quality drugs that they will phone their mates at 3 in the morning, spouting words of which have no relevance to anything.

'aaahm, flur- chapp- chammpion TABLES!! No, Tables!! You're not gettiin' me, bro. Championship Tabled! TA - Ables!'

by The Original Mason September 10, 2011

Snail trailed

When a girl is on top of you and you bust a nutt in her and she slides off the cock and drags her leaking vag up your stomach to your chest

Dude, that chick from last night totally snail trailed me.

by Dirt willy October 5, 2017

talledega dick head

a penis that is ran over by a race car and left with skid marks, its actually when u shit and use ur dick to whipe so it looks like skid marks.

Wow i heard Johnny did a talledega dick head with charlie video taping him!!!!

by Marro123 November 12, 2007

taited

Where teaching becomes so bad you have to learn everything before the exam yourself.

John: oh I cannot remember anything from my computer class.
James: you got taited.

by boobapotomus May 30, 2010

slug trailed

Where a woman rides your face and leaves a magnificent trail of goo across it. It feels like a huge, Amazonian giant jungle slug has crawled round your face.

"That chick is so horny. Last night she rode my face and slug trailed me!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 6, 2006