A complex chart consisting of dates, page numbers, topics, etc. that math and science teachers enjoy making you do. Your teacher will harp at you to write down the table of contents every day and threaten your grade if you don't. It is intended to be useful, but for the most part, it's not.
Teacher, glaring at your paper: Have you done the table of contents for today?
You: N-n-no?
Teacher: *eyebrows raise* You have to do the table of contents every day! Minus 10 classwork points.
You: N-n-no?
Teacher: *eyebrows raise* You have to do the table of contents every day! Minus 10 classwork points.
by Falling Upward February 21, 2020
Get the Table of Contents mug.When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side
Made my massage very tricky to complete
Made my massage very tricky to complete
She has table touchers
by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021
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An innocent table that got sexually assault by Nina as she masturbate with Table Kun’s edge. Table Kun was a gentle table use by the student council in Code Geass.
by AAuthor October 19, 2020
Get the table kun mug.When a waitress at a bar, restaurant or club who waits on tables, acts like she is interested in you, as a customer, & flirts with you, even at great lengths & depth throughout the night, just to lure you so that you may be inclined to shell out alot of tip money for her. She may even provide you with her number (fake usually) just to give you the illusion of hope. She'll play the role very good and she's usually a good talker. And if you start talking to her like in a flirtatious way, then she know she's got you. So don't flirt, because she's just wants to hurt you in your pocket. These table teasers won't flirt with girls because they know girls won't tip more just because so they target only the guys as victims. Typically these women are pretty good looking, or atleast compared to the other waitresses around, so they know that you will be attracted to them. Basically their game is the same as a cockteaser, only in a bar or restuarant or even club setting with the goal of milking money. Normally people would tip an average of around 15% but victims (typically guys) have been known to shell out 50% on tip just because the table teaser was that good into making the guy believe he had a chance with her. And the worst thing is, sometimes these table teasers would allow the guys to buy them drinks just to play the role that they are interested. So they get free drinks & more money from the guys... and that is their game.
Dude, how much tip did you end up giving to that table teaser whore last night?
Why did that table teaser gave me her number and when I called this morning, it was a non-working number?
Becareful of these new breed of money hungry hustlers, they're aren't called table teasers for nothing.
A table teaser is a fusion of a cock teaser and a waitress all into one.
I hate it when I'm drunk and get taken advantaged by those goddamn table teasing bitches!
Damn, I got table teased again. I can’t believe I dropped 20 dollars tip on a 30 dollar bill for that bitch.
Why did that table teaser gave me her number and when I called this morning, it was a non-working number?
Becareful of these new breed of money hungry hustlers, they're aren't called table teasers for nothing.
A table teaser is a fusion of a cock teaser and a waitress all into one.
I hate it when I'm drunk and get taken advantaged by those goddamn table teasing bitches!
Damn, I got table teased again. I can’t believe I dropped 20 dollars tip on a 30 dollar bill for that bitch.
by happyjoemann March 26, 2012
Get the table teaser mug.When situations get too out of hand and either:
A) You must relieve stress somehow.
or
B) You need people's attention.
You simply go and flip a table. This has been used many times in cartoons or movies or whatever, as you know. So. Yeah.
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A) You must relieve stress somehow.
or
B) You need people's attention.
You simply go and flip a table. This has been used many times in cartoons or movies or whatever, as you know. So. Yeah.
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Person: "So I was j-"
Other: "OH MY GOD, I saw the cutest jeans!"
Person: "Oookay, I was just saying that I wa-"
Other: "Is there something wrong with y-"
Person: "*Table flip* BITCH, SHUT THE FUCK UP."
Other: "OH MY GOD, I saw the cutest jeans!"
Person: "Oookay, I was just saying that I wa-"
Other: "Is there something wrong with y-"
Person: "*Table flip* BITCH, SHUT THE FUCK UP."
by 1stConquest September 9, 2012
Get the Table Flip mug.A game that mixes the best of table tennis and volleyball. It was started in Oxford in 2009 and spread to London in 2010.
by FunkyLemon November 19, 2011
Get the Table tennis volleyball mug.In sex work, a table dance is a form of striptease in which a stripper focuses their attention on one client or john. Unlike a lap dance (or, euphemistically, a "VIP dance") there is no physical contact between the sex worker and the client.
My buddies got drunk at the strip joint and started dancing on tables. The hired-thug bouncers explained very rudely to them that is is not what they meant by advertising a "table dance" on offer for an exorbitant fee.
by bitchuck September 23, 2023
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