A figure of speech which implies that something which has no pornographic content in the slightest is so extremely amazing or extremely shameful that one would say it would be better to be caught watching porn than that.
I was watching the Rebecca Black video and suddenly my mom walked in so I switched to porn.
This dubstep song was so dirty, I was switching to porn every time someone passed by.
This dubstep song was so dirty, I was switching to porn every time someone passed by.
by Nacatac May 15, 2011
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A change of sexuality that comes with seeing Zero Suit Samus for the first time.
I.E. Turns women lesbian and gay men straight.
I.E. Turns women lesbian and gay men straight.
by TOG47 February 18, 2011
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a)Any other broken bottle (usually containing alcohol) used as a thrusting or slashing weapon.
a)Any other broken bottle (usually containing alcohol) used as a thrusting or slashing weapon.
Johnny smashed the bottle over the bar and broke it in half, he then stabbed Angus with his Saskatchewan Switchblade.
by Tyler Stef February 12, 2008
Get the Saskatchewan Switchblade mug.When boning a girl, and at the same time constantly flirting with her roommate, to the point where the original "bonee" freaks out on you for these obvious flirtations, leaving you and the roommate alone together in a bar. Being a gentleman, you makes a half-hearted attempt to get the "bonee" to stay, but when said attempt fails, return to the bar to continue flirting with the roommate. After consuming mass amounts of alcohol, you and the roommate return to her shared domicile and consummate your flirtations while the original "bonee" is passed out on the couch. Essentially, completing the roommate fuck switch without having to come up with any elaborate stories to get the original "bonee" off your nuts.
This technique is believed to have Brazilian roots, and later migrated to the US.
This technique is believed to have Brazilian roots, and later migrated to the US.
Person 1: Hey yo, did you hear what Ken did last weekend at the bar?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: He pulled the KC Switch on his girl and her roommate!
Person 2: Damn, that dude is so playa!
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: He pulled the KC Switch on his girl and her roommate!
Person 2: Damn, that dude is so playa!
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Get the switch1x mug.The act of replacing a victim's object(s) without them noticing and giving them no clue on where it's gone.
Tommy replaces Benny's phone with a case, with just the case. 20 minutes later Benny finds out that his phone is missing.
Benny: Oh no, my phone, where has it gone!?
Tommy stays quiet, knowing that he knows exactly where the phone is. (Right inside his backpack)
40 minutes later, class is about to end. It has been a frantic search for Benny's phone.
Tommy: You see Benny, to master the Korean Switch, not only does one have to switch the person's object, but also give them no clue on where it's gone. Here is your phone Benny *Gives phone over. I hope we can stay friendly acquaintances. Cheers!
Tommy leaves the room, leaving Benny with his mouth wide open, knowing that he must learn the Korean Switch, to not be constantly moving on the metaphorical treadmill of life, not moving forward, not moving back, unless of course, you run out of breath...
Benny: Oh no, my phone, where has it gone!?
Tommy stays quiet, knowing that he knows exactly where the phone is. (Right inside his backpack)
40 minutes later, class is about to end. It has been a frantic search for Benny's phone.
Tommy: You see Benny, to master the Korean Switch, not only does one have to switch the person's object, but also give them no clue on where it's gone. Here is your phone Benny *Gives phone over. I hope we can stay friendly acquaintances. Cheers!
Tommy leaves the room, leaving Benny with his mouth wide open, knowing that he must learn the Korean Switch, to not be constantly moving on the metaphorical treadmill of life, not moving forward, not moving back, unless of course, you run out of breath...
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