stained-glass ceiling

The discrimination which can prevent women from rising beyond a certain point in the church hierarchy.

"She could never become a bishop because of the stained-glass ceiling."

by free2create December 13, 2008

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Swined

To utterly own somebody by pretending or actually passing on the Swine Flu (H1N1) to them. Shorthand notations include: "Swned" Also see "pwned"

Jon: I think I might have gotten Swine Flu from Alex who just came back from Mexico.
Jessica: HAH! You got swined!

by Twonginator May 17, 2009

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When a girl is on her period, so she fucks your ass with a cucumber whilst biting the cucumber off bit by bit and spitting it into a salad bowl. She would then finger herself and scrape the blood into the salad bowl as a form of dressing

Yeah I saw the Stained Cucumber on Pornhub and nearly threw up

by The Stained Cucumber December 27, 2018

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stained

marked and needed to be cleaned or discarded of

Gary stained his undies for the 4th day in a row.

by Jimmmy September 16, 2003

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Stained Glass

The act of having a girlfriend/wife collect her period blood in a jar for a large amount of time, 6 months, 1 year, or even from first period to menopause. Once she is satisfied with her collection, the boyfriend/husband will squat the whole jar into his asshole, then wait until it breaks.

People actually do this shit called the "Stained Glass"

by awesome guy65242345 February 19, 2011

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