Swag

Swag is acronym for “S3x with Andrew Garfield”

“I want swag”
“Have you had swag yet?”
*any Andrew Garfield edit comment section on tik tok* : “swag.”

by EnhyP1h December 25, 2021

SWAG

SWAG, too, is an acronym. It stands for "Secretly, we ass-fucked Ganondorf." A way of measuring someone's capacity to ass-fuck. The more you fuck Ganondorf, the easier it becomes to distance yourself.

Jack: Hey, Duke!
Duke: Dude, I have some tea.
Jack: What?
Duke: SWAG last night.
Jack: Dude, holy shit!

by i have a big dick and tits March 14, 2020

SWAG

Acronym for Sex With Andrew Garfield

“I wish I could have SWAG right now.”

by totallynotstella December 23, 2021

Swag

Literal ball sweat.
Could also be you ball sweat too much.
Testicular perspiration, if that's possible.

Stranger 1: Hey man are you up for a mindless game of balls and nets *pants heavily*
Stranger 2: ewwwwww too much swag man, i can smell ya from a block away!

by Tetsuryuu May 22, 2022

Swag

You have a lot of swag.

He has a lot of swag .

by Jack Billy April 5, 2017

Not Swag

Someone who texts their ex-boyfriend from three years ago that wants nothing to do with them. Said ex-boyfriend ultimately finds said person repulsive.

Mikayla : Wow i have no life, i should text my ex-boyfriend from 3 years ago.
Anyone with common sense : no, thats not swag.

by shallowboat March 29, 2022

Swag

A swag is an Australian term for a bundle of belongings rolled in a traditional fashion to be carried by a foot traveler in the bush. It generally includes; sleeping bag, bed roll and clothing. It is also a single person tent with can be waterproof.

Did you see Wazza in his swag last night?

by anonymousasdfghjkl November 4, 2011