channel surfing

The act of changing TV channels without finding a channel to stop on. Pressing the up or down button on the TV remote control while hoping to find something worth watching. This involuntary muscle reaction is triggered by the commercial. Sometimes the act of channel surfing becomes entertainment in and of itself. From the concept of a spending time doing tricks on a board shaped device. For males of the species, it is possible simultaneously watch two or three programs and still follow the weak attempt at a plot.

Q: What are you watching?
A: Nada dude, just channel surfing.

by RadioRay September 24, 2005

ego surfing

the act of searching the internet for one's own name or for information containing it to see what happens

how did ego surfing catch on?

by The Return of Light Joker August 18, 2009

crowd surfing

to glide above the crowd at a rock show.

DUDE! warped tour ROCKED i went crowd surfing like none other!

by drummerdude45 July 14, 2005

Carpet Surfing

car·pet surf·ing

verb

ˈkärpit-sərfiNG/

:The act of vigoursly searching, scavenging, and/or unearthing one's carpet in hopes of finding something of profound interest; usually followed by the immediate consumption of said interest:

These interests can include, but are not limited to: candy, cookies, various other foods, and drugs

Person A: "Oh no! I dropped all this "candy" on the floor. What are we gonna do?"

Person B: "I hope you brought your surfboard bro. Cause, we're going carpet surfing!"

by Shaving Ryan's Privates February 16, 2014

car surfing

A way to commit suicide by driving a car on a very busy highway/freeway/interstate at a very high speed, setting the car into cruise control and then climbing out of the car through the window and standing on top of the car as if the driver were surfing until the car hits something.

"Some dude in Arizona went car surfing on the freeway and killed himself."

by IceWarm March 24, 2006

Left Handed Surfing

v. the act of manipulating the mouse with your left hand while you beat it to pr0n with your right. pwn

My wang is so tired because i was left handed surfing last ngiht.

by sneak hit master October 27, 2004

Cooch Surfing

When you go to a town or city you aren't from without a place to stay with the intention of finding a random girl you can sleep with and stay at her place.

Me and the boys are heading to Galt, we don't have a place to stay but hopefully we can find some chicks and do some cooch surfing.

by Captain Snatch-a-roo May 7, 2010