Samer

Someone you see at the gym lifting weights on the treadmill. Also, keep an eye out for Samer if you have a sister.

Hey Samer, wanna flex?

by bigotsrus January 4, 2011

Smerfing

Smart Nerds Fucking

At last year's MENSA convention, there was way too much smerfing.

by WordMann68 February 22, 2011

smerf

to hit someone in the face with your penis (or strap-on)

also smerfed, smerfing

I pulled out and smerfed her at the last sec, did ya know jizz can give you pinkeye?

by Ce'nedra April 15, 2005

samer

v.
1. To engage in an MSN Messenger conversation with a greeting, and then never typing another word.

1. "Shit! I just got Samer'd"
ex.
Samer says:
Hey man what's up
Simon says:
Nothing new Samer, what's up with you?
Simon says:
You there man?
Simon says:
K, peace.

by Simon Lee March 19, 2005

samered

a situation where the train of thought is blown off track. a teacher could call on a student expecting a question relating to the math topic and the student asks a question about something completely irrelevant.

Teacher: Does anyone not understand this example of the Pythagorean Theorem?
*student in front row raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Student?
Student: Why are their always girls in the hallways holding hands?
Student in the Back: You just got SAMERED!!

by kjdhfs April 24, 2011

Sumeria

First human civilization.

Sumeria did not last to the modern era, as it died out around 2000 BC.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

simerdip

1.) n. The act of getting into a hot tub or jacuzzi. See dip.

2.) n. A dude that plays tennis and soccer. See pimp.

3.) n. A dude that doesn't go to prom becuase his parents won't let him. See idiot.

1.) I'm going to take a simerdip.

2.) He's a real simerdip.

3.) Dude! Don't be a simerdip and not go to prom.

by c.fizz June 9, 2004