blonde superman

Jason Grace aka brick/stapler
lover. Get over it, fandoms are
strange. If you don't know Jason
Grace, sit down and read Heroes
of Olympus.

Jason Grace=Blonde Superman

by Rana Kamistar November 25, 2021

superman

Clark Kent without glasses.

person 1: "hey there's Clark taking off his glasses, but where did he go?"

person 2: "I don't know, but there's Superman!"

by ooshi78 December 5, 2006

Superman

A man who gives all but asks for nothing in return. The closest to an Almighty. A SUPER-man.

Clark Kent (Superman - Kal El) was named Superman because of being a Hero, helping people, yet people had no way to return a favour. Thus known as being a Superman, he still did what he was best at. Giving people, asking for nothing.

by XLegendaaX April 6, 2011

Post-it Superman dat hoe cape

Its when you don't have the time or effort to go through with a complete supermanning of that hoe. So you put a post it with a little superman symbol on it, so it looks like a mini cape.

Guy 1: Did you superman dat hoe?
Guy 2: no, I didn't want to whip it out in the office, but I gave her a Post-it Superman dat hoe cape.
Guy1: That's fucking tight!

by Crunchyness June 1, 2009

Superman

Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerfull than a locamotive. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. The amazing stranger from the planet Krypton. The man of steel.

Superman!

by philosophermike October 1, 2009

Black Superman

An alcoholic cocktail originated in the Bay Area. The Black Superman is a potent drink and only the strong will survive it. BJ’s Restaurant & Brewhouse has perfected this drink. Definitely not for the lightweights. After a few of these, you’ll believe you can fly too.

The recipe is as follows:

1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz 7-Up® soda (optional)
Float 1/2 oz Chambord
Garnish with lemon or Maraschino cherry

“Bartender, I’ll have a Black Superman. I plan on going up, up and away tonight.”

by KaezTheGreat July 10, 2018

zombie superman

The rotting undead corpse of Christopher Reeve.

Look out! Here comes zombie superman! He can't be killed!

by Scared shitless October 11, 2004