Stolen Base

A surprise pinky in the butt.

My roommate gave me a stolen base while I was sleeping. It was invigorating!

by Richard Pickle August 5, 2021

swollen balls

An unsupported by evidence claim, especially in order to achieve attention or to make excuse.

My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied

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- Stacey, did you apply for a summer job at that cafe?
- No, mom. I asked around and customers are total creeps there. I heard one girl got a stalker last year. And he like stalked her and attacked her in the parking lot!
- That sounds like swollen balls to me, honey. You call them tomorrow morning and let me know when is your interview.

by old-sad-goth September 28, 2021

Stolen

Probably not rightfully taken. If it has no price tag, it's free!

"Was that stolen?"
"I took off the price tag, it was free!"

by lightningmcqueenkachow March 21, 2023

Stolen Version

Taylor Swift albums and songs released under Big Machine Records ("Taylor Swift", "Fearless", "Speak Now", "Red", "1989", "Reputation") are sometimes called "Stolen Version" albums because of Scooter Braun basically "stealing" the albums by purchasing BIg Machine, which made him the owner of masters, music videos and artworks copyrighted by them.

John: hey, what you listening to?
Taylor: "Stay Stay Stay" by Taylor Swift
John: which version?
Taylor: stolen, i'm not a fan of the Taylor's Version

and

John: hey, what's your favorite Taylor Swift album?
Katy: "1989"! i'm really looking forward to the Taylor's Version.
John: i agree, but the stolen version is still good.

by Infev July 7, 2023

Swollen Snug

Swollen snug is best described as easy pussy. Synonyms include sluts, whores, chicken heads, etc.

Guys, we seriously need to get some swollen snug out here to party.

by Collodous August 2, 2009

swollen balls

When one or two of your little friends has a back up and fills your sack up like a bag of potatohoes.

Hey Joe, by the way your walking it looks like you have swollen balls.

by spreedoggy November 22, 2016

stolen hipness

Stolen hipness occurs when a person claims to having done something really cool at an earlier time when in fact they didn't.

Marvin claimed to have attended Woodstock in 1969 when in fact he worked as a bank teller. He was a classic example of stolen hipness.

by Louisiana Tiger March 25, 2020