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Ukrainian Switcheroo

When a man who is having rough anal sex with either a man or a woman, and before ejaculating, the man withdraws and cums into the woman/mans nasal passage, then the man or woman then snot rockets the semen into the mans mouth.
Dude, my girlfriend can't smell anymore because of the Ukrainian Switcheroo I gave her last night.
by Mr. Iamsodamnsick January 22, 2013
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Stitchy

The act of standing still and clenching your buttocks together in an attempt to prevent a poop until you can reach a restroom.
"Hold on Marvin! I have to go stitchy first!"
"Hey! Quit pushin' me! I'm goin' stitchy!"
by Smellfree May 11, 2009
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Stitches

A combined word for stupid bitches
Oo man, look at all these stitches that just got here; let's bounce.
by Anthony and Stritt May 15, 2005
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stitched

A girl that has been hurt by guys in past relationships, and "healed stronger" therefore doesn't get hurt by guys anymore. She generally has a carefree attitude and doesn't care about one specific guy to a large extent. She doesn't allow herself to become attached to a guy again.
That girl didn't cry over me when we broke up because she is stitched.
by BeenStitched17 June 13, 2013
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stitched

To tie everything together nicely. When things that don't necessarily go together somehow fit.
"That chick's outfit is so stitched!"
or
"You two are so different but you are a totally stitched couple.
by Diva_Danae July 16, 2008
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Butt Stitches

When you are in a situation that you will know will end badly.

When coming up with an idea knowing it will end badly.
Too much protein plus dehydration equals butt stitches.
Jumping off a building with no wings, that's butt stitches.
by Thebuttstitcher January 19, 2018
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courtesy stitches

This is a procedure that is done at the woman's or man's request after the woman has given birth. Giving birth literally tears the vagina to shreds. The courtesy stitch is a courtesy FOR THE GUY so that he can enjoy having sex with a woman whose vagina is not 8 inches in diameter.
Bob agreed to have children only is Margaret agreed to have courtesy stitches after birth.
by Brian Washington October 19, 2006
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