Stitchy

The act of standing still and clenching your buttocks together in an attempt to prevent a poop until you can reach a restroom.

"Hold on Marvin! I have to go stitchy first!"
"Hey! Quit pushin' me! I'm goin' stitchy!"

by Smellfree May 11, 2009

Techno-leech

One who lacks technology and technical savvy and relys on those that do.

Hey Donald, can u google something for me? Sorry I'm a techno-leech...
I only have a flip phone.

by Smellfree January 11, 2015