2 definitions by Smellfree

Stitchy

The act of standing still and clenching your buttocks together in an attempt to prevent a poop until you can reach a restroom.

"Hold on Marvin! I have to go stitchy first!"
"Hey! Quit pushin' me! I'm goin' stitchy!"

by Smellfree May 12, 2009

One who lacks technology and technical savvy and relys on those that do.

Hey Donald, can u google something for me? Sorry I'm a techno-leech...
I only have a flip phone.

by Smellfree January 11, 2015