pig on steroids

A pig on steroids is not actually a pig, it's a bore, who likes to accuse people of eating their fathers. They carry axes or blades and kill anyone who eats pork, even though they are bores. Don't be scared if they accuse you of eating their fathers, just punch them, they will run away and cry. They don't like their fathers, they just want someone to die. Of course they are lying and they would be glade if their fathers got eaten. It's a tradition for fathers to cut their fangs out at 12, around the age when puberty begins. At the end of puberty their fangs grow back and 2 more grow.

Pig: "Ben 10! You ate my father!"
Ben: "No I didn't! I would never do it!"
Pig: "Lies, all lies!!!"
Ben: "Well you are just a pig on steroids!"
Pig: ":("

by Potatomine54 June 15, 2014

steroids

The breakfast of pussies.

Only lazy slackers with short dicks take steroids because they just can't cut it.

by Funployee June 21, 2007

steroids

A drug almost all Yankee players use to become good at baseball. Once their bodies start to break down from these drugs the Yankees try to void their contracts. But they like to keep other players who admit they were on steroids because they're still producing.

Person #1: Jason Giambi took steroids and the Yankees want to void his contract.
Person #2: So did Gary Sheffield.
Person #1: But he's still good so we'll let it slide.

by JasonGiambi December 10, 2004

Steroidiculous

A superlative form of "ridiculous," meaning inarguably funny, absurd, or preposterous.

Ex. 1a) "Ridiculous" would be a midget riding a bicycle while doing a handstand.

Ex. 1b) "Steroidiculous" would be a pyramid of midgets riding a unicycle, each doing a handstand.

by Mr. ASDF October 7, 2008

steroids

A drug used by men to grow there muscles. This is mostly used in professional sports, but mostly Major League Baseball. A perfect example of steroids in Major League Baseball is the New York Yankees. Steroids let you do things in baseball like hit homeruns using only 50 or 60% of your power because you are in therepy.

Also see:
New York Yankees, Jason Giambi, Gary Sheffield, Alex Rodriguez

And theres another homerun by Alex Rodriguez, it looks like he used only half of his power in that swing yet he hits it over 400 feet, I wonder why that could be.

by Red Sox rock September 1, 2005

steroids

Chemical way to change your male gender to female.

I took steroids, my cock n' balls shrinked and formed a nice vulva, and since I started to develope breasts I think I'll be street prostitute.

by Lord Cthulhu September 12, 2003

steroids

The key to adding slabs of fake muscle to your body, and also to becoming a pro bodybuilder.

Yo I took my Austrian Brand steroids today and gained 5 lbs of muscle! But my dick shrank an inch...

by Jenkins December 6, 2003