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Handjob Seats

The back row in a theater, sports arena, or church. Since they're often dark and secluded, they're theoretically the best place to get a handjob, without being seen by some fuckwipe.
Joe: Duuuuuuude we should've gotten our tickets way sooner- we're stuck in the back row.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.
by Fedora Jack March 26, 2016
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super mario legend of the seven stars

An rpg for the super nintendo released mid 90's. A unique experience featuring the characters from the super mario universe. It spanned multiple sequels and is revered as one of the most enjoyable and unique rpg experiences.
I played super mario legend of the seven stars and loved it.
by BklynKnight March 7, 2005
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St Albans Girls School (STAGS)

a nunnery.
people who go their will be forced to endure hour long speeches about being young ladies and fruitful.
Person: you go to St Albans Girls School (STAGS) ?
STAGS student: *nods*
Person: i'm sorry
by anonymous 0987654321 August 20, 2017
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moon to my stars

Your other half, the moon is what keeps all of the stars grounded. In a sense, without the moon there would be no stars. Without the stars, the moon would not shine to its full potential. One without the other is incomplete, they are partners.
by Amanda Grahm March 29, 2015
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stamsted

Your haunt, your local, your social, your turf.

A place where you are a regular.

Mainly used for restaurants/ take-away / carry-out / diners / bars / clubs / pubs / coffeehouses. Can also be a friends house or sporting venue.

The originates from germannic, but has been known to be used by Mickey Cobras gang of Detroit, Michigan in the early 2000's.
Goddammit, that place is his stamsted these days.
by SugarBall August 12, 2012
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eyes are on the stars

Oh humanity, our feet may be in the mud, but our eyes are on the stars!
Humans have humble origins, our feet may be in the mud, but our eyes are on the stars!
by I, Wreckerrr July 4, 2021
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Ensemble Stars

Ensemble Stars (あんさんぶるスターズ), often abbreviated as Enstars (あんスタ) is an idol raising game for mobile devices. While the original Ensemble Stars! featured no rhythm game mechanics, it was later split into two games (Ensemble Stars!! Music and Ensemble Stars!! Basic). While the Basic installment retains the gameplay of the original, the Music installment adds a rhythm game component that plays out similarly to Love Live! School Idol Festival.
"Dude, are you playing LLSIF?"
"Nah, I'm playing Ensemble Stars - I think the gameplay is better."
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