spittin static

when someone keeps on talking and talking to you and it becomes really annoying. all you hear is blah blah blah blah or sssssshhhhh like static
Damn, here she comes again. She was spittin static all yesterday.
by C-Hud October 21, 2005
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a static lullaby

the sweetest band with killer singers. anyone who doesn't like this band has got to be into the spice girls or something. Whoever gave them that bad definition is clearly hardcore spice girls who has nothing better to do then to make fun of a wicked band and support the spice girls.
"a static lullaby sucks...i like the spice girls"
OR
i popped a blood vessel from listening to a static lullaby.
by spice girls suck January 17, 2004
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crap static

The friction created as two turds hustle to be first to pass through the sphincter, often resulting in severe wind.
Woah i had a bad case of crapstatic gas this morning.
by SwishFish July 20, 2004
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Static Reply

An awesome punk rock, garage band in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
It consists of five members- Michael, John, Tyler, Steven, and Ross.
They kinda suck sometimes but people love them anyway.
She's Mormon is their best song. They should play it all the time.
They also sound a lot like Blink 182.-
"At the Static Reply concert, did you hear Steve sing in Sweet Mamma Jamma?"
"Yeah! It sounded exactly like the song 'Obvious' by Blink 182!"
by anchorsaway November 04, 2009
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deep static

hey man deep static are playing saturday night!!
by jacob6 January 19, 2009
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meat static

when you are fucking a womans hairy asshole and or vaginal sex with no protection (dry as fuck) and her ass pubes rub with you pubes and a electrical charge is produced, which then shocks your groin rocket.
scott was lucky he didnt get meat static when he was raping vanessa in her hairy ass hole with no lube.
by weiner beaner February 11, 2008
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a static lullaby

ASL is my 3rd fav band, the guy up top needs to get a life. If you dont like a band okay, but dont go trashing them over the net. Have respect,if you were in a starting band i dont think you would like people trashing you. think about it. I saw them last Tuesday w/ AFI. They KICK SOOO MUCH ASS! My opiion, you may beg to differ. But I dont care. oh by the way hes a great screamer not a sorry one unlike you.
My music.My opion.My ears.Not yours.
by Nikki February 27, 2004
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