Upper Statement

The opposite of an "Under Statement". An over exaggeration.

Karen- "Josh is SOOOO tall!"
Frank- "Actually, Josh is only 4'1", that's an upper statement..."
Karen- "Scoff*"

by Calymonkey April 5, 2017

statement bail

When you bail on someone to make a statement that they don't run your lives. For example: the person you're talking to asks you to hang out and assumes you will drop everything to hang out with them. You bail to make a statement that they don't run your life.

I wanted to hang out with them, but I always go where he is. I think I'm going to statement bail.

by Kaceymac August 12, 2017

L Statement

1. A statement that is made when while losing an debate

2. (alt) A statement that auto L’s you

👨🏽 ⚖️: Did you kill her ?

🤷🏽 ♂️: She deserved it.
👩🏼 💼: Objection !!! L Statement

by pressinf August 1, 2022

A fruse statement

When you are not sure if a statement is true or false so instead of saying "A true statement." or "A false statement." you say "A fruse statement.". If you somehow cannot tell, fruse is a combination of the word true and the word false.

"Hmmm, that is quite a fruse statement you made there."

by ComputerWorld February 4, 2024

thirst statements

When you verbally try to be sexy and mentally turn someone on. Works better on women.

Guy 1: Bro my girl sends me so many thirst traps...I’m lucky. What does your girl do?

Guy 2: She sends me thirst statements.
Guy 1: Lame

by YourePhinestHighness June 24, 2020

waste statement

a phrase you wouldn't want to hear. This applies to phrases like " you're short of a dollar" in a supermarket when buying alcohol.

" waste statement, i have an umbrella at home" when stuck in a rainstorm..

by fah_Kardi January 31, 2014

Statement

Statement, as defined as a agreement giving by a person on paper to the law enforcement of a agencies of a dept in law as a member or a blank addressed member by a reference of a person in a agencies entrapment, as of, a set law warning. also, called a trap. team of a trap. Department of the Entrapment.

Someone has a statement on another person.

by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, SC August 14, 2022