Psychic stalking

When someone uses their psychic ablilties to find out where you will go next so they can get there first so it doesnt look like they're stalking you when they acually are.

I was Psychic stalking so i didnt look like a stalker

by GreymatterWarrior511 September 6, 2010

hammerhead sharking

When a male closes his eyes while undressed and waves their member back and forth, like a hammerhead shark, in an attempt to locate their mate.

Freddy undressed, closed his eyes, and began hammerhead sharking to find Judy through electroreception.

by GZX959 December 29, 2015

veracross stalking

Using Veracross (an online portal for schools) to stalk people in your school.

Omg Pinda was totally Veracross Stalking Patrick yesterday.

by AbiOluwa June 9, 2018

Mutually stalking

When you and stalk someone and they stalk you at the same time. It is a mutual understanding that you both are doing this and can be done with or without acknowledgement

Friend: How do you know that person and why are you stalking them

Me: It is zebra, I have never had a conversation with them but we are mutually stalking each other

by Stalking101 February 6, 2019

package stalking

When one constantly presses the refresh button on an online package tracking website to know up to the minute info on his or her package's delivery

Sorry I forgot to call you on your birthday mom. I fell asleep package stalking my sham-wow

by Joon Joon August 27, 2011

I'm starting to see spaceships on bankhead

Means to be high as fuck and be seeing crazy shit everywhere.

Alyssa: "Lacey, I'm starting to see spaceships on bankhead."

by MaryJaneKush May 7, 2009

Monitor Stalking

Monitor Stalking – Someone who glances between two monitors but stares at each monitor in utter confusion while making it appear as though they are attempting to work.

Accountant 1 - I sure wish I had my bank statements.
Accountant 2 - For sure, it's too bad your accounting assistant suffers from monitor stalking.

by lifeduzt March 11, 2010