Standing to sit

The right to sit at a place ie a cafe or resturaunt, as opposed to trespass.

Concept borrowed from law, where to commence proceedings in a court case, you must have "legal standing."

If all you want to do is sit, then you require "standing to sit."

This can usually be gained by purchasing something from the venue.

I was walking through the mall and all I wanted to do was sit at a cafe and check my smartphone. But I didn't feel I had "standing to sit" so I bought a drink prior to sitting down.

by AlganonAU December 2, 2010

Standing Funeral

A wedding. So called because a man's life ends when he marries.

Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation today.

Drew: Sounds like fun.

Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals

by Blackwolf Morrow October 19, 2011

Standing Menacingly

You're actually sitting and have special character in your name.

FuzzySucks:Standing Menacingly

by ThisDish July 2, 2020

Stanging

An act of incompetence perpetrated by a state agency with regards to paperwork or documentation.

If the Registry of Motor Vehicles keeps stanging, I'll never get my car on the road.

Its hard to start a business in my state because the corporations division is continually stanging

by kcpgod February 11, 2010

Stanning

Stanning is defending / supporting something or someone you really like no matter how problematic they are to the point of being obsessed, delusional or looking away from serious things that harm people, even if it harms the very thing/person you claim to love.

Why are you stanning them so hard??? We all saw what they did. It's on video!

by KMM17500 July 7, 2020

Standing

The sport in which one or many stand opposing gravity and all its forces in a verticle position, so that thou shall become the best stander.

Standing is about as cool as the mother duck and does not hurt your stomach

Larry: Dude check Andy out man he's been standing for the past 24566 minutes
Jed: Whoa thats intense
Cran: No sarc.

2011 Most Common Sport - Bus Stops and Train Stations.
2011 Most Talentless Sport - (2nd Place)

by Standing on Facebook June 29, 2011

Alabama Standing Screw

Allegedly originated in the dirty south. A sexual position in which the male stands on the floor, and the female lays spread eagle on the bed, allowing for maximum pounding and leg thrusts. See also Kentucky Leg Dangle.

I gave her the Alamaba standing screw, and now she walks with a limp.

by Blavatsky January 6, 2005