by jacquelyn-kay September 13, 2006
by BOOOSTKIING November 12, 2011
The sexual act of filling five holes on a girl with five penises to sink the battleship. Most Battleship Stances use the vagina, asshole, mouth and two holes made with the hands. Other holes including large ear canals, empty eye sockets and open wounds.
The party was a sausage fest 'cause there were 5 guys and one girl. Then Lisa went into Battleship Stance and the parrty was lit. We sunk her battleship and drowned her in cum.
by BeeToTheRyan June 17, 2016
The stance that elderly (aka old) people take when scratching off their lottery tickets while you wait behind them in line at the convenience store. It consists of: One elbow on the counter, one knee touching the wall and your A$$ way up in the air!
I tripped over an old guy at the Kwik Trip this morning cause he was taking up too much space with his lotto stance.
by sparksness December 31, 2007
bro, i just aced my test i’m STANCED the fuck up.
homie im copping gelato for this weekends moves — i’m stanced up.
homie im copping gelato for this weekends moves — i’m stanced up.
by vimus February 12, 2018
It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.
I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!
by will bitten March 07, 2017