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Squintzy Drunk

The act of consuming excessive amounts of booze in order to score with chicks. Usually leads to the person sleeping alone, fully clothed, and door open and television on. One may also spend an outrageous amount of money on buying shots for people at the bar. Usually after being squintzy drunk, one can not drink for a few days and must eat bacon cheese burgers.
God damn Chad went and got squintzy drunk last night and made out with some dude!
by Winnie11233 February 3, 2010
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Squitty Bubbler

Similar to Creampie,

This rare occassion is something that can happen during a cream pie if the reciever breaks wind (Farts) and the cum bubbles

Thus Squitty bubbler!
John: "I got with some right sket lastnight!"
Dave: "Have much fun?"
John: "Yeah man it all ended with a squitty bubbler!"
Dave: "Dude...gross!"
Dave: "+10ManPoint's though!"
by Teraphinx March 15, 2010
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Squintsville

Noun. The end result of zootin': a mythical place found after searching for the land of the illustrious, enlightened Ganja.
"Who zootin'?"
"He zootin!"
"Who zootin???"
"Yo, he zootin'!"
"Damn, he is zootin'!"
"He is maaaaaaad squintsville!"
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squinto mode

When someone acts like a complete social outcast in the weirdest ways. Squinto mode is used to describe someone who has an otherworldly lack of social behavior. They are like a child, doing the weirdest things in public because they don't know better.
Person 1: Is that person scooping their asshole with 4 fingers and sniffing it afterward??
Person 2: Ain't no way, he going squinto mode 💀💀
by H3L3X June 12, 2023
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Squinky

1) When one is feeling unstable or is acting of a peculiar manner
2) The state one reaches from days of sleep deprevation or drug use.
Oh man, did you see Lori before class today? She’s gone totally squinky”
by Tristan Vox April 19, 2006
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Squanty

To feel weird/embarassed because of an awkward person, thing, or situation.
If a guy tries to hollar at you and trips on his way over, it would make you feel squanty.
by Ngan Pham January 4, 2009
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squinted

when you get so ripped that your eyelashes are touching which causes distorted vision and temporary lack of judgement
I hit the bong too hard and now i'm squinted and cant see the floor.

I can't drive, I'm too squinted.
by squincy May 25, 2010
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