squinton

Everyone has a mate squinton. Big nose means he squints when he smiles and has a haircut that kind looks like the spoiler on a commodore, aka a mad as, clueless sick cunt.

This dudes such a squinton.

by Gus bus the fvck trvck June 14, 2016

Squinty

When people look at clocks and have to squint.

Only a squinty can't tell time!

by Brendan & Westley January 22, 2008

werewolf's squint

noun; slag term for the Vagina, esp. a hairy one.

Her mot was so hairy it was like a werewolf's squint!

by dommyracer April 14, 2004

squint

to be incapable of opening one's eyes more than just a slit. May result from constant exposure to smoke, i.e. in the case of a pothead, or in the event of being struck in the face by a piece of citrus fruit at high velocity.

The stoner squinted at me after I pegged him in the face with an orange.

by jaw5 November 14, 2005

squinties

the thing you get when you're really high. usually associated with a chesire cat smile.

'i can't open my fucking eyes, i've got the squinties"

by kt rix June 23, 2007

squinty day

Take a toke and drive

Then you'll find that like I have

it is Just a Squinty Day, Just A Squinty Day

Post Smoking Eyes

it is

Just a Squinty Day, Just A Squinty Day

by mickeydelphino March 29, 2008

squinty clint

When a male ejaculates in his partners eyes, causing him/her to squint like Clint Eastwood.

I gave my girl the old squinty clint while we watched Dirty Harry last night.

by craig_s August 10, 2014