Squelchman

When the middle, index fingers and thumb are used secretly to squeeze the the head of the penis repetitively, when an attractive female is near.

Maddie sits next Sean in a slightly to revealing top, Sean see's cleavage and instantly has to squelch his penis, but however Sean wasn't sneaky enough and Romie named him the 'squelchman'.

by Gimmmo May 6, 2011

Squeem

A combination of squirm and scream usually during sex

The sex was so intense I couldn't do anything but squeem

by Aboc January 24, 2015

squelch

A popular sound in yaoi or gay anime/manga. It's most likely the sound of a character climaxing when being fingered another character. It can also be replaced with *splurge*or *splooge* and will also most likely me surrounded by a "*"

*one anime boy getting fingered by another*
Boy 1: I'm about to cum!
*squelch*

by TheGoldenShortman October 4, 2020

Squelch

1.n. A name for orgasmic fluids.

2.v. To squirt orgasmic fluids.

1. "Ewwww get your squelch off the blanket."

2. "Ooohhh squelch on me!"

by manamesfitz June 3, 2011

squeamish

Basically being a huge pussy.

He won't do it, he's too squeamish.

by PlasmaWolf June 5, 2016

Squeemy

To feel sick. To have a cold that was passed on to your weakened immune system because of too many nights spent out partying and too many early morning trying to get up to live your real life after said partying. Too feel smooshy inside when you should be feeling legit.

Dude Jeff totally gave me his cold, and now I feel really squeemy. I'm going to bed early tonight.

by santaclausesnowflake October 8, 2009

squelcher

A fart that leaves your bumcheeks feeling moist.

Dude 1: "Oh God i think i've shit myself..."
Dude 2: "You sure it's not just a squelcher???"

by Jibbery April 22, 2006