squeezing the ketchup

Wanking it

"Bro don't disturb I'm squeezing the ketchup!"

by Justin Anderson is too cool July 17, 2016

Headlight Squeegee

An act performed after sloppy anal sex where a man slams his dirty meat on his woman's chest and tightly squeezes her tits together. Using the tits (headlights) as a squeegee, the man will pull his dick out, leaving a squeaky clean cock and the anal residue between his partner's breasts.

Angelina took laxatives before anal with Justin. Since Justin doesn't like mud on his helmet, he performed the headlight squeegee to clean his cock.

by mrrab June 11, 2015

Watermelon Squeeze

Sheer hell that is constipation. The effort to pass a turd that is so difficult it's akin to anal birthing a ten pound watermelon.

Stan had to shit so bad but soon after coping a squat he soon found himself in a Watermelon Squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015

squeee

An exclamation of Joy/ Greeting amongst close friends.

person a) on seing person b): "Squeee! It's great to see you!"
Person b): {generally hugs} "Squeee! Indeed, fancy going for Coffee?"

Alternative:

"Oh wow! Oh Squeee! That's fantastic"

by Baloobas April 26, 2005

Squeebo

plays volleyball, loves crazy 8, went to franklin township, often referred to as “SQUEEBS”.

yo im feelin like squeebo

by janefly January 22, 2019

MAIN-SQUEEZE

The girl/woman you'll always have strong,intimate feelings for. No matter what. The person that gives you unimaginable drive to do whatever you set your mind to. Who makes you unbelievably happy and makes your butterflies' butterflies' have butterflies. The person who you have no problem completely opening up to. A person who's your girlfriend and your bestfriend; who you can tease and get made fun of back and it's completely and "toats" "k". It's a person who instead of saying you automatically felt a spark/connection with, you say you felt fireworks. It's simply that one and only ultimate other-half. That one person, that you know, has changed your life for the better. "Simply Because..."

Randy: Man.
Dominic: What?
Randy: Jasleen Bain's is my Main-Squeeze. Without a doubt.
Dominic: Yeah, I can tell.
Randy:It's no secret. I'm proud to say it. To everyone.

by DINGLEBERRY ;] October 20, 2010

Love Squeezins

The act of sex between two consenting people; usually involves no strings attached relations

Elanor: What I mean to say is... I want to pound you like yesterday's beef... Come on Love Monkey. I'm a woman in the prime of her life that needs love squeezins!

by Captain_Howdy December 10, 2009