squeaky leaky

When you know your shit will inevitably exit your anus as an unexpected liquid mess, but you just keep farting instead. Alternatively, a leaky squeaky is when the feces exit before the gas.

ex. 1 - I hope I don't have a squeaky leaky today.
ex. 2 - I accidentally had a squeaky leaky.
ex. 3 - I feel a squeaky leaky comin'.

by Author1992 August 30, 2019

Squeaky

Someone who just can't stop squeaking and wheezing at every sentence

"YALL MAT IS SQUEAKY IN VC!"
"STO-*wheeze and squeaks*-OP"
"SHE IS A SQUEAKER"

by DefinitelyNotStape October 13, 2020

Squay

Squay means to spray and squeeze something at the same time. (What have I made)

I squayed the spray bottle of water while angry

by Ash The Idiot November 16, 2021

Squady

A member of the armed forces who thinks he's the "Gods gift to women".

Unfortunately found everywhere.

Also Squaddy and Squaddy

"Our Jon is a Squady"

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

Squeaky wheel

A ménage a trois with a twist. A squeaky wheel is a date when a man goes out with two other men with the understanding that he will get double teamed after the date. As opposed to the third wheel, the squeaky wheel is very much a part of the action.

I'm over playing the third wheel with my married friends. Me thinks I'll round up a couple of men online and play the squeaky wheel for the night.

by MoTimeForThat May 13, 2016

Squeky Muffler

A muffler that has been used to pleasure a female more than once and then installed onto a vehicle.

I heard Ricky payed Jessica to fix him up a squeky muffler.

by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 22, 2011

Squeaky deep

When a pussy is aged to a leathery texture but is still tight enough to create friction making a squeaking noise if a form of lubrecation isn't applied.

"My husband fucked me so hard last night he got squeaky deep"

by Hammo&co #2549brep February 26, 2017