splooting

When a dog lays of their stomach with their hind legs behind them. While this may seem trivial it is the most effective way, known by man, to assert dominance.

Dog: *Splooting*

Owner: *screaming and crying in the corner of a room to avoid interfering with the dogs raw energy*

by Owl of Dust December 9, 2019

sprouting bullshit

Originated from typos of "spouting bullshit", but later evolved into a word with a more intense connotation. It describes the act of one spouting bullshit to such a degree that it almost appears as if literal bullshit is sprouting out from their bodies.

Stop sprouting bullshit!

by QEbgs November 29, 2021

Shooting for a Hermie

A fool's errand. Repeatedly attempting to accomplish the impossible. Refers to the practice of gypsy folk in 13th Century Transylvania who kept having kids in their obsessive desire to have brats with both sets of junk.

Yo. Ain't no way the Trash Panda's going to hook up with T-Bone. That cat's just shooting for a hermie, and should just pack it the fuck in.

by JettFresh October 27, 2018

Premature shooting

When you cum too soon only to see that your gf is disappointed and broke up with you.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: When I was nailing her it was all fine until I had premature shooting and she was disappointed because I had a microshaft.
Guy 2: Take some Viagra.

by Urbanned September 8, 2015

Shooting bunnies

A series of sudden farts that follow one another in quick succession.

He's shooting bunnies

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Splooging

To ejaculate with some force on your partner but at close range as to make the smacking sound as the cum hits her.

He stood up in the spa and finished by splooging all over her waiting lips and face.

by Val Paraiso May 6, 2006

Shooting The Wall

When a parent, generally a Dad, tries to show off to your mates about how good he is at playing Black Ops. Having never played before, he spends the whole level unable to move about and "shooting the wall".

Teenager 1: Your Dad was well funny playing Black Ops, what a wasteman, he couldn't shoot or shank nothin man
Teenager 2: Yeah, he spent the whole game "shooting the wall" init blud...

by Jon66 January 19, 2013