Splother

Pretention, over the top excess (used by the father of playwright and Yorkshireman Alan Bennett, quoted in Bennett's work)

We don't like a lot of splother round here

by rleach December 27, 2011

spotchy

Flicking a paint brush against a canvas with paint the canvas becomes or looks spotchy. Or flicking your penis after a male orgasms on a girls face or body making the girl look spotchy. When first awaking from a deep sleep a person's eyes sight may be a bit spothcy seeing blury colorful spots.

After shooting my load on your face you look spotchy.

I am spotching paint on the canvas.

by gasay March 7, 2007

Splortched

Inj. The sound any bodily fluid makes upon leaving the body.
Most commonly relates to the sound a bullet makes when traveling through a noob's head, and the subsequent exploding/imploding sounds/actions of the head therein.

"Fall back, team. Let the noobs rush in..." SPLORTCHED! "Cover the corners! Flashbang out!"

by Splortched June 2, 2009

Splochy

The sound of a tear drop cascading into an asshole.

Girlfriend - What the fuck was that in my ass?

Boyfriend - Haha Splochy!!!

by AuntieChrist November 18, 2011

slotch

a 'sloppy crotch' otherwise known as a 'loose meat sandwich' belonging to a female of the 'used and abused' variety.

"Woah! That Katie is one nasty Slotch!!"

by itputsthelotiononitsskin December 19, 2013

Spotch

Spotch is everything that is needed to boost productivity while working remotely. This term was first developed by ClayWorks Spaces when people were working from home due to the covid pandemic.

Person 1: Bro Work From Home is so Stressful. I can't Concentrate on work
Person 2: You need to get Spotched!

by Other Shetty July 15, 2021

slotch

One, or an item, who is, someone or something, of substance. Anywhere on the body. See vagueness.

The slotch is on fire, call the police.

by Revolution Films June 6, 2005