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Schlooching

The act of unintentionally smearing frozen yogurt on something.
"No more windshield schlooching for you," said Thomas to his cup of froyo, setting it on the dashboard for the second time, more delicately now.
by TheGingeraffe June 27, 2018
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Splooping

When one tries to put a flaccid or only semi-erect penis into someone else’s hole
“Babe, it’s not going in. You’re splooping.”
“Sorry babe maybe if you suck it a little.”
by derek fuck January 11, 2021
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Smooching Orgy

A group of people who are all sexually attracted (or bored) to one another engaging in facial interaction. More specifically, kissing in a group.
Woah those people in the Wendy’s Drive Thru are having a smooching orgy.
by Kyosa May 3, 2021
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splooshina

A soft doggy belly, don’t be a perv.
Rosie’s splooshina is so soft!
by Rosiesplooshina May 6, 2021
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Splooning

Slpooning is when two friends platonically spoon. its not sexual. its not gay.

its homisexual
Yo me and my homie where splooning yesterday. I was little spoon
by DidgitDidgit January 17, 2022
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sploshing

Using Sploosh-o-matic on Splatoon
Spoon enemy: Dude stop sploshing my base! :0
Sploosh user: Nope :D
by It's moon December 15, 2023
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Sclouching

Sclouching is when you and your significant other vape through your butthole by puckering it like a little starfish and releasing a combination of vape juice and smelly infectious farts onto the face or other parts of your partner until they are unconscious or crying.
Me and my pregnant grandma are sclouching so intense right now.
by SmushyUrbanDictionary May 12, 2024
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