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collateral splatter

When you take a violent diarrhea fart shit where you get poo splatter and poopy toilet water all over your ass cheeks. Sometimes can be so bad you just have to go straight from toilet to the shower to clean off the poo splatter
I just took a dump like I have cholera. It was so explosive I experienced a high degree of collateral splatter...
by Mountain Dew Code Retard October 16, 2021
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yogurt splatter

Splatting Cum all over that dang pussy
I yogurt splattered all over that vagina last night
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Taint splatter

When your dick slips out just as it climaxes, therein splattering cum on the taint.
I’ll be a bit late, I was taking it good when the fucker pulled out. So now I gotta clean up this taint splatter.
by Cpt James Hook November 28, 2021
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splatter bomb

when a man defecates in his hand, mid sex, then smashes his hand full of shit into the girls face causing a splatter of fecal matter all over the room.
yeah man i gave your mom a splatter bomb last night and watched her clean it up
by footlongdick March 10, 2022
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Bondsville Splatters

When you drink Allen's Ginger Brandy and Budweiser's, and was them down with Ron Dog's, and then proceed to spackle the toilet bowl with fecal matter after digesting the trio.
Good thing BR made it to the bathroom in time, because he had a bad case of the Bondsville Splatters.
by Joe From Sacramento December 12, 2020
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Chicken Splatter

Slang term for semen, jizz, cum, sperm

Originated in southern Ireland when a carpenter bit into a chicken sandwich and a bit of ooze came out and splattered all over his goatee
Tadhg - How did you get on with that girl last night?

Dave - Got her back to mine, banged the box off her and then filled her with me Chicken Splatter. Dacent
by Storesledge3000 July 6, 2016
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Splatter pussy

When the vagina gives off extra secretions during rough intercourse to cause a splattering of fluids outside the body.
There was so much splatter pussy on the backseat after that crazy sex!
by MP915 May 23, 2016
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