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by aetherthegay August 29, 2023
Get the splagebbi mug.When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit and want to masturbate without anyone knowing so you jerk off onto the shit.
Jonny: Dude I was on iFunny while taking a shit and got the urge to purge and splurge.
Kyle: Man you didn't even flush? Nasty shit.
Kyle: Man you didn't even flush? Nasty shit.
by Giant Jeffry November 19, 2017
Get the Purge and splurge mug.1. When somebody replaces your mouthwash with clove or castor oil, and you attempt to gargle it and end up splatting the bathroom mirror.
2. Cheap mouthwash that causes splargling.
2. Cheap mouthwash that causes splargling.
1. By the sound of it Andrey's just splargled.
2. I tried to buy decent mouthwash but they only had splargle.
2. I tried to buy decent mouthwash but they only had splargle.
by Steve November 19, 2003
Get the Splargle mug.by Mellowkidd. July 23, 2017
Get the Vaginal splurge mug.to spray someone with the vapour out of a half empty Lucozade Sport bottle, preferably with an element of surprise.
by Marc, Deano, Mikey & Mark January 4, 2009
Get the splange mug.by fruity April 22, 2006
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