spatula jockey

anyone who works at a burger joint or diner

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

spatulate

v. to bludgeon some with a spatula

If you keep bothering me while I'm cooking, I will spatulate you.

by mellowyello June 11, 2003

snatchlasticity

The elasticity of the vagina, especially after childbirth.

I had a C-section to preserve maxmimum snatchlasticity

by Ulatoh April 20, 2006

Spatulation

To mass debate with 1 or more spatulas.

I can spatualt 5 times an hour.

by Jeff June 12, 2003

The Spatula

(Adj)
What one becomes when you "turn" someone gay.

Suzie Q- "Billy Bob Jr. broke up with me, he's now going for my brother..."
Jane Doe- "That makes you The Spatula."

by cheez-itz10101010 May 12, 2011

ham spatula

flat butt

bitch got ham spatula

by miikeonthecob December 7, 2011

Spatula

1)Utensil used to serve, scrape and scoop.
2)The best word ever!
3)Band fronted by Etta Langer. Supremely amazing and spontaneous!

1)Hey! Use a frickin spatula to flip those pancakes!
2)Spatula is the best word ever!
3)Let's go hear that rad band Spatula! What you've never heard of them? SPATULA IS HUGE!

by Natalie Neuberger April 16, 2005