spunkmonkey

An awesome band located in Hillsboro Oregon. with pure hearts and golden desires. their name is wholly pure and not in any way perverted. the immature minds of the adults that surround them have taken this meaning to a different level. it was never meant to be wrong or disgusting. only the minds that view it in that way are, sick freaks.

Paul "hey have you heard that band SpunkMonkey?"
Mr. Baines "thats a terrible name and should not be used!"
Paul "you have a sick mind! its not sick at all"

by SpunkMonkey February 9, 2008

skankmonkey

Skankmonkey originates from the term hoebag, meaning a woman who'll do anything with a penis and/or who gets "around". A skankmonkey how ever, is very much the same in in behavior, but more often than not unabashed when it comes to how private her social-life is. Alternately skankmonkey can be synonymous with the term hoebag, to add a more comical take on the conversation.

"Dude I wouldn't try for that chick over there."
"Why not. She seems cool."
"She is cool, but she's a total skankmonkey."
"Hahaha, gotcha."

by The Suphyx December 6, 2009

Spunkmonkey

Somebody who has to have a wank every five minutes because they are that desperate.

Chris is a Spunkmonkey

by Carpman October 6, 2003

Spunkmonkey

When one man ejaculates and another uses this as lubricant to masterbate in the presence of the first man.

Look at those Spunkmonkeys
Hello darling, wanna spunky monkey

by lalalalawl December 17, 2009

Spankmonkey

A Spankmonkey is a creature which requires or needs to be spanked due to its incredible stupidity. These 'things' are often 'caring' for, or are in the 'care' of fucktardsGloidsormongs Residential Social Worker = Spankmonkey..stero-typically speaking. Not all RSW's are Spankmonkeys but those that aren't Spankmonkeys are rare and seldom observed in public. These are often refered to as 'Doctor'.

Well rare mate! I spoke to an RSW today and she wasn't a Spankmonkey! Must be a trainee Doctor!

by Mr Henderson Smith February 13, 2009

SpunkMonkey

A SpunkMonkey is cumming on a girls face then cutting your pubes off and sticking them to her face. lots off girls like a very hairy and cummy face. its gives them joy.

I gave monica a SpunkMonkey last night she loved it

by Dramalama November 11, 2015

money skank

Someone, namely a skank, who doesn't like to spend money, especially even when they have. Normally associated with un-stylish people who don't spend money on clothes.

ME: hey, abbie, do you want to go to the mall with alyssa?
ABBIE: nah, she's a money skank, she won't drop a dime!

by Smaysmay December 9, 2008