Sozzatron

Saying that you're sorry when you don't really mean it!

You say it when the douchbag sitting next to you on the couch says he cant be bothered helping you right a meaning and says it's too much for him right now even though all he is doing is watching Frankenfish! You're reply is "SOZZATRON!!"

by Count Checkula March 16, 2009

Soozing

The act of being lazy and good for nothing

Man, he was soozing all day, all he did was sit and watch TV

by Patttt June 14, 2009

sozzled

Near to being fuddled.

I got so frickin' sozzled Saturday night, I was near to being fuddled !!

by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004

Sazzie

Self-obsessed spastic who shags other self-obsessed spastics. The most annoying cunt on NME Angst (including Jim_Fear).

Sazzie's here now, bye.

by lurker August 12, 2004

sozzard

well 'ard

David Donovan is sozzard

by Jebus Christ January 18, 2004

Sozzled

The action of placing ones penis in the mouth of an unconscious person, whilst consuming a small pork sausage.

First used by the homosexual porn star 'Mr Milkman', in his porno 'Little Willy'.
Filmed in 2010, at his penthouse flat, in the dorking getto; using KFC buckets as props.

Small pork sausage, sozzled

by SkiBGB October 19, 2011

soozie

A girl who leaves a trail of glitter everywhere she goes. Typically charming and beautiful

Oh my gawd, did you see that soozie trail ?

by karmadapples April 1, 2015