clock somebody

hitting someone over the head

Yo, did she just clock somebody with a broom!

by tas123 September 3, 2015

sammy somebody

The bestest person in the enitre world!

I heart sammy blake soo big!

by <3 December 7, 2004

Somebody to Love

Song by Queen. It pwns the song of the same name by Jefferson Airplane.

Written and sung by Freddie Mercury, it is a powerful ballad sung with surprising emotion. Jesus aint got nuthin on Queen.

DAMN YOU, URBAN DICTIONARY!
They won't let me post the lyrics to this song as it contains the word "somebody" too many times. I hate you all. I've taken out the 6th and 7th verse, but that doesn't they don't rock. They're basically just the song title repeated over and over agian.



Can anybody find me somebody to love
Ooh, each morning I get up I die a little
Can barely stand on my feet
(Take a look at yourself) Take a look in the mirror and cry (and cry)
Lord what you're doing to me (yeah yeah)
I have spent all my years in believing you
But I just can't get no relief, Lord!
Somebody (somebody) ooh somebody (somebody)
Can anybody find me somebody to love ?

Yeah
I work hard (he works hard) every day of my life
I work till I ache in my bones
At the end (at the end of the day)
I take home my hard earned pay all on my own
I get down (down) on my knees (knees)
And I start to pray
Till the tears run down from my eyes
Lord somebody (somebody), ooh somebody
(Please) Can anybody find me somebody to love ?

(He works hard)
Everyday (everyday) - I try and I try and I try
But everybody wants to put me down
They say I'm going crazy
They say I got a lot of water in my brain
Ah, got no common sense
I got nobody left to believe in
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oh Lord
Ooh somebody - ooh somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love ?
(Can anybody find me someone to love)

Got no feel, I got no rhythm
I just keep losing my beat (You just keep losing and losing)
I'm OK, I'm alright (he's alright - he's alright)
I ain't gonna face no defeat (yeah yeah)
I just gotta get out of this prison cell
One day (someday) I'm gonna be free, Lord!

{6th verse}

{7th verse}

by Rampant Teamkiller July 6, 2004

somebody set up us the bomb

We've been had, we're screwed, we're in trouble. Also used if it is fragrantly evident somebody ripped ass or pinched a loaf.

'What the hell is that smell?'
'It looks like somebody set up us the bomb!'

by keyshaw April 25, 2005

somebody toucha my spaghet

The famous phrase from "The three bears" cartoon.

"Somebody toucha my spaghet!"
"Mine-a too!"

by Koffayy May 1, 2018

sojab

Sort of Justified Almost Boner

Used to describe a penis that isn't quite fully erect, but almost there, making the owner seem large and proud.

Similar to a narb

I had to get a raging sojab going before I could hit up that party.

by Extreme Akim January 17, 2008

Soreballs

(N) A gesture used to greet a friend and simultaneously rob him off his dignity. To give "soreballs", you extend your hand for either a handshake or high-five, and at the last second close your hand into a fist and swing into the testicles of your target with enough force to cause them to double-over in pain, but not cause any lasting damage.

When you see a friend talking to a good looking girl, a soreballs is a great way to acknowledge him and also let him know that he's not as cool as he thinks he is.

by SEE-NOTE October 3, 2008