softie

softie is one of the sweetest people you'll meet, they might even let you sleep over at their house if youre crying and tired, they'll comfort you even if theyre going through their own shit, over all softie is just a sweet person.

person 1: woah whos that, he seems really sweet.
person 2: thats softie.

by kodzuke August 3, 2022

softy skills

(n.) skills used for living in society, necessary to live with the scumlic at large.

At the University Club I used my softy skills to get myself a job working as a janitor under Renee.

by zacharydestasolomon February 3, 2022

softie

A baby

Softie will be cuddled and booped

by Stella Violet Sapphire September 14, 2022

Softy

A fragile and easily offended white male. Usually a follower of people such as Elon Musk, Ben Shapiro, and Charlie Kirk.
Is afraid of women, rainbow flags, queer people and all minorities.
Prefers that women stay in the kitchen because they know what's best for them.
Probably voted for Trump and would again. Likely lives in Florida.
Also, cannot describe a clitoris let alone find it.

Oh look it's another Softy getting offended about a rainbow crosswalk.
That guy is such a Softy.

by The Late Brew November 22, 2023

softy

The opposite of a hardon
It is something you get when you're turned off

Friend 1: Man, that chick back there was so hot, she gave me a hard on!
Friend 2: Which one? The only one I saw gave me a softy.

by jimothy5_6 June 25, 2020

Mushing Softies

When two penises are pressed together to form a clay like structure. Can be achieved either vertically or horizontally. Popular in the middle eastern country of Kuwait according to whisper.

We took our pants down and we’re mushing softies until he got hard, bro, I’m not gay bro.

by Friendlyjunkie May 10, 2018

mini softy

No erection, cant get a boner

I tried to bang that hussey but i had a mini softy, i yelled “get big” with no success

by strokethatskinwsgon July 2, 2024