Lard Smuggler

A person who is overweight and wears clothes to try and cover up their fatness. ie. A fat not obease woman who shows off her big tits but trys to cover up her spare tire and chunky ass.

Martha has a big rack but tries to cover up the rest of her fatness, she is such a lard smuggler.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

peanut-smuggler

A woman with erect nipples that can easily be seen through her blouse.

Jennifer Aniston is a righteous peanut-smuggler.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

bacon smuggler

A woman who has meat curtains hanging from her vagina, thus looking like she is smuggling bacon.

Man, that chick last night that I met was a bacon smuggler!

by PiMpShItFoRLiFe December 12, 2006

Plum Smuggler

Plum smuggling is the male version of camel toe. Therefore a plum smuggler is a guy who has male camel toe.

Jim Dangle from Reno 911! is a plum smuggler.

by Kranston July 8, 2005

yo-yo smuggler

the P.C. or (Mormon) version of cammel toe, taco pants, or the frontal pant crease.

Did you see Sister Smith in church last Sunday? That dress was so tight it looked like she was smuggling a yo-yo. eg.yo-yo smuggler.

by Dustin Bowman April 24, 2006

Pole Smuggler

A gay male who wants/allows another male to insert his penis into his anus.

Boy George is a total pole smuggler.

by Victor Re November 5, 2003

DNA Smuggler

A reference to a nasty hoe. She is so full of man juice that she could be detained for DNA smuggling.

Danielle so nasty, she a DNA smuggler!

by Swolln Johnson March 7, 2008