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coochie-smoochie

Refers to where a guy inserts just the head of his lulu into a girl's "downstairs mouth" and slides it in and out a few times so that his lulu gets "kissed" by her "lips". Often employed when a gal is either on her period or in a hurry to leave, and thus "regular" intercourse would not be appropriate at that time.
Girl, gently pushing her guy’s chest back as he’s crawling on top of her: Not right now, Hunny --- I’m feeling kinda tired and achy this evening.
Guy: Oh, okay, Sweetie --- but could Lulu just have a coochie-smoochie?
Girl: Ummmmm… I dunno, Buddy-boy --- I know all about Lulu’s “coochie smoochies” in the past… oh, sure, you **say** that it’s only gonna be that, and maybe that IS indeed how it starts out at first, but then we start kissing and giggling and fooling around, and Lulu goes in a little deeper… then we progress to snuggling and feeling each other up… and Lulu pushes a little deeper still… we keep making out and Lulu gradually works his way in even deeper… one thing leads to another, and eventually it ceases to just be a “coochie smoochie” and turns into a full-blown LULU-ING SESSION!
by QuacksO August 17, 2018
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Smoothicide

The act committed when an artist ages and loses one's "edge" or sense of cool.
Sting committed smoothicide when he went solo.
by Norman Schlenkmanhopfer April 12, 2008
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Smoochie Daddy

When a really horny girl gets off by collecting the sweat from a fat man's folds into a cup, before proceeding to drink it in a sexual fashion. Can also be done vice-versa, although this would be called a "Smoochie Mommy".
Brittany: Hey Pete, can I perform a Smoochie Daddy on you? Pete: Sure Brittany, let me just lift up my shirt first. Brittany(After collecting and drinking the sweat): Mmm, tastes just like last week's. Pete: Well, why wouldn't it? I only ever shower once a year.
by Muferrucker June 12, 2017
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smoothing someone

The act of sexual intercourse but without the dick going in. It's everything Catholics need to know!
"Did they do it last night?"
"No he was smoothing someone else"
by That's cut September 17, 2018
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Smoochie

A Girl/Woman Who Is Excessively Romantic
She Is Very Smoochie; She's Always In Long Term Relationships
by Velvet115 September 6, 2019
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smooching pickles

when two guy kiis each others dicks.
by pseudonm5 June 19, 2017
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Smoochie wallace approved

Beyond Delicious surpassing even bassen fire and even ambrosias or very good quality
"Is the food good here"

Nigga its smoochie wallace approved"
by De la smoochie wallace June 15, 2021
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