Teacher: "This assignment is due tomorrow."
You: "Okiedokie lemon smokie."
Teacher: Excuse me? What?
You: "Okiedokie lemon smokie."
Teacher: Excuse me? What?
by eBanned February 7, 2020
Get the okiedokie lemon smokie mug.When a large, red-haired man - preferably Scottish in heritage - pretends to perform oral sex on a woman but only uses his fingers and makes licking noises with his mouth. Similar to Fake chow.
How come Doug's beard doesn't smell like poonanny after he eats out his girlfriend, Kittie everynight?
Easy. He gives her the old Scottish smokescreen
Easy. He gives her the old Scottish smokescreen
by Horis Bybrinski September 12, 2011
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A bag, usually that of the freezer variety, that is filled with rejected cigarettes from a production line which is then sold illegally by labourers for a much cheaper price.
Joe: Hey Bud, where'd you get them bag smokes?
Bud: From that indian guy who buys tickets from the corner store.
Bud: From that indian guy who buys tickets from the corner store.
by Wintarz January 25, 2012
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Get the Dope Smokes mug.People who are sociable, warm, sporty, imaginative and giving...
Sociable (like to meet in groups to set fire to cars), warm (always standing next to lit cars), sporty (when running away from lit cars), imaginative (when explaining to police that it is just a coincidence that they are running away from a flaming car) and giving (will give you a smack if you tell the police why they were running a way from the burning car).
Sociable (like to meet in groups to set fire to cars), warm (always standing next to lit cars), sporty (when running away from lit cars), imaginative (when explaining to police that it is just a coincidence that they are running away from a flaming car) and giving (will give you a smack if you tell the police why they were running a way from the burning car).
by Chesh February 2, 2004
Get the Stokies mug.To be a smokeshow is to be so great, goodlooking, and out of this world. It is derived from the term Smoking hot. as in..."shes' smoking hot"
by Evan Santa September 8, 2007
Get the Smokeshow mug.to buy cigarettes from a store are classed as real smokes, and not market or black marketted / home grown tobacco and rolled into tubes and filters this is where real smokes are called REAL SMOKES !!!!!
Real smokes ( Cigarettes ), hey mum what are real smokes, they are bought smokes not rolled smokes, can i have a fake smoke okay nafan yes you can, hey mum can i have a real smoke okay nafan u can have one of my horizons if u like . thx mum i love you, i love you to son.
by bigw hay hay nafan November 6, 2010
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