Pabst-Smear

When you get really drunk from drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I drank soo much PBR last night I had a Pabst-smear.

by Ordinary Owl February 05, 2009

shit smear

While someone is sleeping (Usually passed out), you wipe a small piece of shit under thier nose.

Billy thought his dog had farted until he looked in the mirror an realized he had been shit smeared

by rockin with dokken! March 03, 2004

Pap Smear

The act of tackling ones grandfather in the kitchen with enough velocity to smear his face across the linoleum, or approximately 3-4 feet.

So the other day, Grandpa was in the way of my Hot Pocket so in order to get to it I had to execute a Pap Smear

by Kelph1 May 20, 2011

Bro smearing

Replacing a word or syllable with "bro" as a way of dismissing it as categorically synonymous with douchebaggery without actually having to address its substance

Person #1: I'm pro-choice.
Person #2: You mean BRO-choice?
Person #1: Bro smearing is so intellectually lazy.

by UnfrozenCaveman June 27, 2016

Sacramento Smear

When the female in a couple shits on her hand and spreads it evenly across her back. The male then initiates doggy style and eats the shit off of her back.

I heard that Doug and Brenda hooked up for a Sacramento Smear.

by Sexmonger69 June 22, 2022

Twerk Smear

The sticky, greasy, sweaty or dirty substance that results from rhythmic and rapid gyrating of the lower extremities. Usually found on the inside of ones underwear and on the walls of seedy nightclubs and strip houses.

Initially used as a road rage insult whilst trying to refrain from using profanity eg. "You bloody twerk smear".

Soon turned in to an insult eg. "You're a twerk smear" and can be made personal eg. "You are (enter name here)'s dirty twerk smear".

by Kay Jay Ayelin October 10, 2014

magic smear

When somebody smears MDMA across both lips without your knowledge or say so.

Dave totally gave me the magic smear when I was out for the count with my eyes rolled back in my skull.

by sharkdogg March 20, 2015