A Flip Slob is an adult ( over the age of 21 ) who has the stupid idea that it's OK to wear flip flops; other than to the beach, around the pool, or at their own home. Their annoyance to decent people is amplified by the "Scrape-Slap, Scrape-Slap" as they walk through our malls, supermarkets, down our streets....
"Any hot girls at the bar last night?" "Not really; some cuties, but most of them were Flip Slobs so I passed."
( on cell phone ) "You'll have to speak up, there's a pack of Flip Slobs walking by so it's tough to hear you."
( on cell phone ) "You'll have to speak up, there's a pack of Flip Slobs walking by so it's tough to hear you."
by MrStraightTalk July 2, 2008
Get the Flip Slobmug. by Pud August 23, 2004
Get the cock slobmug. 
Damn man I was with Samantha last night and what they say about her is true; she's an expert at slobbing meat
by DinoPrice January 13, 2017
Get the Slobbing meatmug. Instead of taking stuff away from a grave (grave robbing) you are adding to the grave site.
Usually taking the form of revenge; by having lunch sat on their grave, tossing all the empty beer cans, wrappers, and crumbs over it. Then lighting up a few smokes flicking the ash about and grinding the butt into the headstone.
To finish you can then urinate and/or take a dump on the grave, using the flowers or cards to wipe with.
Usually taking the form of revenge; by having lunch sat on their grave, tossing all the empty beer cans, wrappers, and crumbs over it. Then lighting up a few smokes flicking the ash about and grinding the butt into the headstone.
To finish you can then urinate and/or take a dump on the grave, using the flowers or cards to wipe with.
Steve 'Hey dude do you feel bad you will never get your revenge on Mike for bullying you?'.
John 'Naw I spent my lunch grave slobbing his plot , so it's all good now'.
John 'Naw I spent my lunch grave slobbing his plot , so it's all good now'.
by sherav October 20, 2012
Get the Grave Slobbingmug. An individual whose physical appearance is neat, put-together, fashionable and clean, but keeps his/her place of inhabitance extremely messy.
Someone who cares more about how they look to others than their personal hygiene/sanity/self-respect.
Negatively used as these people put much care in their physical appearance to impress others rather than take true care of themselves.
Someone who cares more about how they look to others than their personal hygiene/sanity/self-respect.
Negatively used as these people put much care in their physical appearance to impress others rather than take true care of themselves.
person 1: "whoa, Billy always looks so put together- he's so hot!"
person 2: "no dude, you should see his room, it's disgusting. He's a total secret slob."
person 2: "no dude, you should see his room, it's disgusting. He's a total secret slob."
by observanthallmate May 25, 2013
Get the secret slobmug. A girl who you bang behind the dumpster at your local bar. After you're finished you proceed inside to drink more beer.
by joeyballz November 25, 2015
Get the slob donkeymug.