Skip 2 My Lou

One of the best known ballas from And One and Rucker Park. Also plays for Toronto Raptors

OOh shit Skip 2 My Lou is making the D look foolish on the court

by Lil E August 3, 2003

Skipicus

Lord of the Kangaroos, Forrest Gump of Staring. Master and commander of Sarapis, Pimp Daddy of Achaea.

In a feral rage, Skipicus stared at Sarapis' for 12 hours straight, sending the Creator crazy.

by Azzie June 3, 2005

Senior Skip Day

A day chosen by a high school senior class for the entire class to skip school. Typically falling on the Monday after prom, it tends to infuriate teachers and school administrators alike. The day has become less popular in recent years as the bureaucracy of public schools in the United States is becoming increasingly communist. For those who participate, the day continues to symbolize rebellion against overcomformity and the American desire for individuality.

Jackie won't participate in senior skip day. She enjoys being a slave to society too much.

by BigTreeInTheForest May 25, 2011

Skiphoe

Someone who likes a new person every other week.

Yo man, stay away from dat girl. She a skiphoe.

by pankpankpank April 9, 2008

skimp

to give smaller than the correct amount

fuckin bitch skimped me on that 8th, shit only weights 2.9 on the digi

by 187 October 26, 2003

skip-it

the fun toy of a ball on a long plastic string, that you put on your ankle and hop over everytime it comes around, until you trip and fall on your face.

Golly gee this skip-it keeps me hopping for hours!

by kangaroopoo October 30, 2007

Skip Bayless

Annoying ESPN talking head who has only stepped into a locker room to leer at thick black cock. Has absolutely no credibility due to the fact that most of his arguments contain no facts. Is known to hate LeBron James, T.O, and now Aaron Rodgers, the most. Does daily show on ESPN2, "First take," in which he spews his horse shit.

Rational Person 1: "Skip Bayless said Tebow is better than Rodgers, can you believe that?!"
Rational Person 2: "I hope he gets larynx cancer."

by YourGirlMyHouse November 25, 2011