Single and ready to Ringel

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When an individual is lonely and decides to put needs aside and fuck a stripper for 200 dollars.

Yo boys I’m single and ready to ringel, let’s go hit the club.

by LYAUF October 7, 2020

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Single mom discount

The single mom discount is when a single mother (preferably a MILF) doesn't want to pay full price for something so she seduces the man/women into sexual activity to cover the price.

Plumber: "Alright, ma'am your sink is all fixed, that will be $189"

Single mom: "Oh my, that's a little high, can I have the single mom discount?"

Plumber: "The what?"

Single mom: *Starts to stroke plumbers cock*

Plumber: "Ohh yeaa that feels nice"

...The Single mom and the plumber engage in sexual activity for about an hour...

Plumber: *Putting his clothes back on* "Well ma'am, your grand total comes to $15"

Single mom: "Now that sounds reasonable!"

by LeftHandMan October 19, 2009

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seeing eye single

A soft ground ball that finds its way between infielders for a base hit.

Kevin Youkilis hit the ball to the left side of the infield out of reach of both the third baseman and shortstop for a seeing eye single.

by Steven Adams July 30, 2008

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Single Awareness Day

otherwise known as Valentine's Day, when people celebrate their love for each other. Occurring on the 14th of February, this day reminds those who do not have a Valentine of their singleness. Contrary to popular belief, this holiday celebrates not only romantic love, but also love between family and friends. Please remember your single friends on Valentine's Day! (you assholes.)

"Happy Single Awareness Day."

by misosoupaddict September 15, 2006

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