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Simela

Simela is a very funny girl. She doesn’t even have to try to make you laugh, she just will. She cares a lot for people and will never leave anybody out. If you have a friend named Simela NEVER leave her.
Girl 1: Wow that girl cares so much for people!

Girl 2: yep she’s definitely a Simela
by Bell is the name August 26, 2021
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Juan Samuel

Long Island Iced Tea followed by a shot of Goldschlager. Named after the great Juan Milton Samuel (born December 9, 1960) is a retired second baseman and center fielder who spent sixteen seasons in Major League Baseball (MLB) with the Philadelphia Phillies (1983–1989), New York Mets (1989), Los Angeles Dodgers (1990–1992), Kansas City Royals (1992, 1995), Cincinnati Reds (1993), Detroit Tigers (1994–1995) and Toronto Blue Jays (1996–1998). A three-time National League (NL) All-Star, he appeared in the 1983 World Series with the Phillies.

Samuel, an aggressive hitter who infrequently drew bases on balls was once quoted as saying, "You don't walk off the Island (meaning his home country). You Hit." (Hence the Long Island Iced Tea).

Juan was gold in the lead off batting spot. He had great speed and big bat. (Hence the Goldschlager).
It was the "bottom of the ninth" at Xfinity Lounge in Philadelphia, PA. Jody was slumped over the bar having partied all day and night for the Eagles game. The bartender yells "LAST CALL". Jody perks up and lifts his head just enough to order a "Juan Samuel". Clutch call to close the bar and the evening!
by Bills Mafia 23 April 19, 2018
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Button Simulator

A genre of games normally found on the platform of Roblox. The main game loop is:
Gain __ amount of money ever second.
When you have ____ amount of money you can get a multi which boosts how much money you get ever second.
Then with ____ amount of multi you can get a rebirth which boosts the amount of multi you get.
This goes on and on with a large amount of stats, there are usually different takes on button simulators but they all follow that basic game loop.
The target audience of these games are people who like big numbers growing fast so people who like adrenaline in basic games.
Guy1: “Hey what are you doing?”
Guy2: “Oh, I’m just playing a button simulator.”
by Xirock October 8, 2023
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Fecal-Particulate-Olfactory-Simulation

Fecal Particulate Olfactory Simulation, or FPOS, is the process through which one is able to experience a fart.
I was on an escalator and was downwind of someone letting one rip.. it was the worst FPOS ever... I couldn't escape it.
by Yokes April 7, 2005
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The Best FiveM Flight Simulator. Sit Down all other servers, a new server is online and prepared to make waves in the community. With a strong experienced staff and Developer team, Sky Network is the best Free Flight Simulator in the world.
Sky Network is the best flight simulator.
That server, Sky Network, is such fun!
Sky Network: Flight Simulator is the best flight server.
by ImSamu is Gay March 19, 2020
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war themed hat simulator

A joke about Team Fortress 2 and it's overabundance of hats.
Haha funny war themed hat simulator haha funny joke
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