samardzic

Super cool girl with massive tits, and isn't a slut

She is such as Samardzic

by Zengasum August 20, 2016

Simar

He is a cool kid who tries to get the girls but fails by his ugliness. He cracked a Nikhils phone and tried to bash him but failed because he is weak. Simars can become the best thing that happened to you and ring your doorbell twice a day so he can play with you. He is a friendly, gay, the definition of the rainbow, HE IS NOT A SAVAGE, he is an average kid who gets kicked in the dust, JK

Is that a Simar, he is UGLY!!!!!!!!!, JK omg he is mine, JK!!!!!!!!!

by NIGGAHOODBEACHBOYINTHESUNAIDSS April 22, 2019

Simardeep

Capper

Omg why u capping so much like simardeep

by Liverpoolshit April 1, 2023

Simadent

The act of not forcefuly not playing The Sims 3 because you know you won't be able to stop.

A.K.A Being abstadent from The Sims.

Person 1: I thought you would be playing The Sims

Person 2: Not now I'm Simadent right now.

Person 1: Okay then.

by Little Shadow Lurker August 4, 2010

sizard

A guy who fixes car radios

Hey man, they have a sizard in Wallaceburg

by Queen Gandalf January 8, 2018

Smardumb

Someone or something that is equally smart and dumb. Someone who can solve complex calculus equations in their head without having to use technology or paper, but also thinks the world is flat. A 500$ smart phone, which is incredibly powerful for the size, but compared to a Ps4 which costs the same amount, it is a child's toy. A synthesizer that has 128 note polyphony and over a thousand internal sounds, but you can only play one sound at a time, and since you only have twelve fingers, and the synthesizer does not include a multitrack step sequncer, you can only play 12 of the 128 note polyphonic notes at any given time.

A rather Smardumb F.B.I. agent offered to give marijuana with someone who had expressed interest in it, hoping the individual would lead them to illegal cannabis suppliers after gaining his trust. Unfortunately, the only leads he had were to other Smardumb F.B.I. officers attempting trying the same trick.

by Christian Writer September 22, 2018

simadie

The ack of getting titty fucked in a shower whilst a parent or guardian is watching through the glass

“Daddy can you come and watch me and James Simadie”

by Baba Tunde0707 November 16, 2020