ai shui

n. Female secretions released when sexually aroused. The term comes from Mandarin and literally means "love water".

I seal the envelopes for all my love letters with ai shui.

by Newologism June 16, 2008

wrong shui

a disaster of mis arranged furniture or living space that dis harmonizes your life.

Dude your apartment is so wrong shui, my neck hurts from sitting at that funny angle while watching porn last night

by Scoddy November 3, 2010

guy shui

like feng shui - items placed in a room for a particular reason, but only the guy that placed them there knows that reason.

after my dad picked up in the tv room i couldn't find the remote or the magazine i was reading. they were in his favorite chair - must be his "guy shui"

by Ginger Allgerd December 22, 2009

Chen Shui-bian

1. The dumbest president ever in Taiwan
2. One who wins an election unfairly
3. One who made economy in Taiwan sinking forever
4. a big fat lier and a moron
5. a dumbass who only cares about himself

Chen Shui-bian sucks!
Fuck the Chen Shui-bian administration!

by VinceHung August 30, 2005

feng shui

Used as a verb, "feng shui" means making a bad situation into a good situation by acting right. It could also refer to being cool, discreet, collected, and nonchalant. It can be similar to "Lope."

"So, was the party you went to awkward? You didn't know anyone there."
"Nah, I feng shuied it."

"Cops are here. Feng shui it."

by alphabet gumdrop October 15, 2008

Feng Shui

Chinese for obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD).

Ed: Dude I see your mom rearranged your living room again.

Zander: Yeah man, her Feng Shui is totally acting up again.

by Scout was fat. September 18, 2011

feng-shui for your vagina

Where you let your pubic hair grow to enormous proportions because "it just looks more symmetrical that way".

That chick really knows about feng-shui for your vagina. Just give her a beer or two and you'll see.

by Robert Fonda February 4, 2008