Eats His Banana Sideways

slang term for a homophobe.When you say someone "Eats His Banana Sideways" it simply means he's so against homosexuality that he eats bananas like corn on the cob, so as not to "fellate" his banana.

"Did you hear how Billy insulted Greg for kissing Jack? He totally eats his banana sideways.

by Super Kawaii Megan! March 7, 2005

Fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench

Its just an exclamtion..either of surprise, horror, disgust, dismay...

Person 1: still another forty minutes of this boring lesson

Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!

by The Wild Child January 4, 2008

suck it sideways

Let's say you have a really HUGE cock and/or a very small girlfriend, and she has a hard time going down on your penis orally. Tell her to "suck it sideways"! This way, instead of getting stuck on your pecker head, she can suck you all the way down to your balls, and back again!

MAX JOHNSON: Swallow my cock bitch!

LIL' LIPS: Honey, you know I can't. Your weiner is just way too HUGE!

MAX: Suck it sideways sugar.

LIL': What do you mean?

MAX: Play my Harmonica baby.

LIL': OOOooohhh. Okay.

MAX: Yeah ... yeah ... yeah ... ooohhh, Harmonica baby, NOT corn on the cob. Ouch!

LIL': Sorry Max ... how's that?

MAX: Oh alright honey you KNOW what I like!

by Max Johnson aka Dirk Diggler aka John Holmes aka Roger Moore June 14, 2006

fuck me sideways and call me skippy

when everything is so fucked up.

Fuck me sideways and call me skippy....i have herpes...damn

by P to the enguin April 21, 2010

sittin sideways

flippin the switch on the hydrolics so that the car sits sideways

when driveing you scoot over to he side of you seat, pimp you hat and just roll

a really good song by Paul Wall and Big Pokey

Sittin sideways,boys in a daze
Sittin sideways,boys in a daze
Sittin sideways,boys in a daze
On a Sunday night I might bang me some...

by elchicoblanco September 23, 2005

fuck me sideways with a spoon

An exclamation used when things are completely screwed, or to express surprise at something.

Staff member: Dude, the fryers are on fire.
Manager: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!

Boy: I have herpes.
Girl: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!
Boy: I'll have to from now on ...

by Scutha January 18, 2008

Electric sidewalks

The sidewalks where all the cracks are spray painted yellow to show where they need fixing, look like electric sidewalks when you smoke cannabis

man look at those electric sidewalks trippin me out! that was some dank ganja

by Broagan Goertz August 12, 2008