A long shower where you take care of all personal hygiene, such as shaving body parts, washing hair, and washing face.
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When one substitutes a real shower for washering their hair and or face in the sink and applying deodorant & cologne to cover up any preexisting odors.
by DB in MO August 21, 2008
Get the Ghetto Shower mug.Shit, shower, and shave (the British military called it "ablutions") was a phrase that originated in WWI, where the US military tried to "train" soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to not be interrupted during actual combat (WWI was primarily a "daylight" war). By the end of WWII, combat was a 24 hour event, and they could never actually TRAIN the body to crap on command, so the practice was dropped. I've never heard anyone use it who wasn't a veteran of WWII. My dad (a WWII marine) used to say it in the morning and assumed that I (A Vietnam vet) knew what he was talking about. I just thought to myself "gee, dad, that's a weird thing to share..."
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